i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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