Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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