chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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