The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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