You're so nebulous sometimes
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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