There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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