Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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