Christians are straight up FREAKS
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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