And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Do plants get herpes?
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