he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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