i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Your penis caused this!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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