so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
