HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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