Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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