i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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