there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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