I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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