i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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