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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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