Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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