upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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