Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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