The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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