whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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