end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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