I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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