How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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