so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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