shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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