he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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