question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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