Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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