you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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