I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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