just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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