On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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