she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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