I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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