My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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