He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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