I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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