I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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