Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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