new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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