just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
