Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
