There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
COCAINE IS GR8
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