I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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