I have demons in me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
