She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so let's talk penis.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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